THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
So Joey has gotten the
horribly awfully miserably terrible wonderful idea to take my challenge about a spanking hero for Halloween. Santa gets more than his fair share. It’s time for Halloween to get its due, right?
Joey, how could you???
Joey’s taken it upon his shoulders to become, I kid you not, the cane-wielding version of Harry Potter. A CANE.
Has no one ever picked up on my feelings about the cane?
In case you haven’t, let me put it very very very clearly.
Sorry to all of my lovely UK friends, but feel free to hate paddles in revenge. Just to make it even, let’s throw out ALL the paddles AND canes. To be fair. Sounds like a terrific idea, doesn’t it?
So the urgent question in my mind is:
If the new Halloween spanking hero is a cane-wielding wizard,
Just how much is it going to cost me to buy him off?
(Don’t even bother telling me to behave. We know how that ends up… 🙂