WordPress won’t let me insert a tumblr image, so here is a link to a good laugh:
Yes, indeed. At least wine and dine a woman before binding her, eh? Delaying gratification prolongs the pleasure. Best caption? “Captain of Finance. Binder of Women.”
And am I the only one who thinks that this woman is enjoying her binder ride a little too much? Spank it, baby, spank it!
(Disclaimer: Not inviting a political debate but enjoying the delightful smart alecks who make Internet procrastinating so very worth it.)
Also, for further (non-political) hilarious snarkiness, see this brilliant repartee between a Facebook poster and a company that produces feminine products. Follow the link for the video clip and reprint of the FB post.
The clip is genius from the opening frames, as we see CEO Caroline Williams (actually played by an actress) pour herself a glass of blue water. “I think it’s time we came clean,” she says. “We lied to you, Richard, and I want to say sorry. … Sorry.” She goes on to facetiously explain why the company has used metaphorical imagery in its ads rather than focusing on “the blood coursing from our uteri like a crimson landslide.” It’s an inspired bit of writing and performance, capped off by a hilarious ending.