Lately my neighbors have seemed to predict precisely when I’ve settled down to write. If it’s not a screaming match or (ahem) equally loud (ahem) couple enjoyment, it’s slamming doors or throwing things or pounding music.
When I allow myself to get a bit silly (no, me? shocked, I am sure), I fantasize about FTM swooping in to lecture them about courtesy. Teach them that they can fight with each other without treating the neighborhood to their four-letter insults.
Really, how many times do you need to repeat the f word before it loses effect? And does it really serve as a useful insult if that’s the only word you can say?
Spanking for the neighbors sometimes sounds quite nice. Even if I’d have to put up with the equally loud couple enjoyment noise, at least it would be happy noise. Maybe I could record it and sell it to an audio porn site.
Anyone else have neighbors in need of spankings?