Spanking in the real world?
Wait, *is* there a world that is more real than the spanking universe? 😉
Celeste wrote about the mix between her real world and spanking world, and naughty Sue mentioned being horribly embarrassed by (but secretly loving) a first-grade birthday spanking ritual by her teacher.
SUE: Actually, when someone had a birthday, the whole class would sing, and then count “One…two…three” as the teacher spanked you…lightly. It was all in fun…but d*mn if it didn’t embarrass the h*ll out of me!
ANA: Wow, it is hard to imagine any teacher in any school not getting into huge trouble for doing that now. Did it embarrass you because you secretly liked it? I always got kerflummoxed by any spanking or mention of it in the vanilla world because I had to pretend not to be interested.
SUE: Of course I secretly liked it:) And I was certain everyone watching knew what I was thinking! I thought I was so cool, spending the whole year watching everyone else get their spankings and figured the teacher would ignore summer birthdays.
ANA: Now of course I MUST know if the teacher did a “summer birthday roundup” to make sure you got yours. Summer kids always got cheated out of school birthday things.
SUE: The only other kid with a summer birthday was absent that day…so it was just poor me.
Am I the only one to be instantly transported to a fantasy-world of play birthday spankings where little-girl Sue blushes bright red as her teacher gives her the attention she longs for but can’t admit to wanting? Just a sweet little play-spank to celebrate a birthday with everyone singing to you…it sounds like something Natalie would remember from childhood. 🙂
To put this in perspective, Sue has stated that her goal in life is to corrupt me (because I don’t write sex scenes). I was going to say that my goal was to sanctify her (ok, *you* think of a better antonym for “corrupt”), but it looks like I already have.
Yesterday at a meeting, two people presented on their research. As part of the research, two of the participants talked about spanking. I can’t remember exactly what or why, but it was not about consensual adult spanking. It may have been a joke. I’m not sure because then it became part of the discussion with the audience, and I had to sit there pretending that I don’t secretly write about spanking. Luckily I had my laptop out as usual so I could busily pretend to be taking notes. I became *very* interested in the font and font size of my class notes because I had to focus on anything besides the topic! I share almost nothing about my personal life in a professional sphere (though professional setting in the spanking blogosphere is quite different), and if people know anything about me they would only know that I love cooking and children (NOT cooking children!) and the topic of my research.
Have you ever been kerflummoxed about a “real-world” (i.e. vanilla world) reference to spanking?
Also, do I have any supporters in trying to sanctify Sue? lol…if you want to corrupt me, go ahead and try. 😀 Are you Team Sue or Team Ana?
P.S. I see that Sue has shamelessly resorted to offering cookies in exchange for votes. Well…I don’t have anything to offer, but I’m going to tell Mrs. Claus that Sue is engaging in voter fraud. 😉