Today’s Advent Calendar post is brought to you by Sue Lyndon, aka the “naughty Sue” who bribed voters with cookies to sign up for Team Sue. Worse, she is bribing you *again* by offering a free book today! I know she’s been generous, but please! Don’t forget the Ana who makes rules for you, threatens you, and makes you sign up on separate posts for prizes…er, maybe I should stop talking. 😉
By the way, I have a bone to pick with Sue. Yes, I’m airing dirty laundry in public! I thought she was offering this free book to *me* because I was her favorite fan and her best friend in all the world. I was thrilled to get my free book…only to discover that she was giving it away to EVERYONE! That’s right, everyone! What happened to my special status? So I posted saying that the book was mine and she shouldn’t keep giving it away to other people.
Do you know what she said?
She said I was very naughty not to share, she was going to tell Mrs. Claus, and that I wouldn’t be able to sit down after Mrs. Claus was done with her wooden spoon!
–>insert shocked and horrified emoticon!!<—
I tried to say that Mrs. Claus would have something to say to *Sue* about tattling, but Sue seems to think that Mrs. Claus will side against me.
(I’m thinking that Ms. Sue has PLENTY of naughty deeds! I’m waiting to hear all of them!)
Sue’s Advent Calendar question is:
Tell us about something you did that might land you on Santa’s naughty list this year. Tell the truth! Mrs. Claus is standing by with a wooden spoon!
However, I’d like to interject an additional question.
Who do you think should get attention from Mrs. Claus and her spoon? The very naughty Sue? Or the angelic and misunderstood Ana? In other words, are you Team Ana or Team Ana? Oh, okay. I guess Team Sue is a choice, if I must list it.
Sue’s book is free today on Amazon. But DON’T get it! This offer is clearly an attempt at voter fraud. Plus, this book is mine. Mine, I tell you! 😀
* Blurb for Christmas with the Professor:
Angela can’t stop fantasizing about her former Psychology professor, Dr. Taylor. His commanding presence and deep, gravelly voice bring out the submissive girl inside her, the girl she left behind after her last Dom cast her aside. But is Dr. Taylor kinky? When she shows up at his house with fresh-baked Christmas cookies, she attempts to tease the Dom out of him and ends up getting much more than she bargained for – her heart softens to a man for the first time in years. She flees for the safety of her apartment expecting to spend the holidays alone licking her wounds. When an unexpected visitor comes knocking on Christmas morning, will she slam the door and continue to guard her heart? Or will she open herself up to a new year of possibilities.
Other books that Sue is donating toward the Advent Calendar Prize Pool: