Toys and Playtime (Advent Calendar, Day 18)

Siobhan Muir, a wonderful writer and friend of mine, asked me a month ago when I began planning surprise day posts:

Can I talk about toys?

In our kinky corner of the world, “toys” can mean any number of things, right? So I agreed–and found that Siobhan meant shoes! Shoes! Ana doesn’t like shoes. πŸ˜€ But in the spirit of inclusiveness, let’s enjoy Siobhan and her shoes. Welcome, Siobhan! For more information about Siobhan, read this Fika article or visit her blog.

Happy Holidays! It’s time for all good little girls and good little boys to get their hands on some naughty little toys!

Wait, that can’t be right, can it?

Hang on, let me do some figuring here… good = nice, bad = naughty, good toys and naughty toys… and good naughty toys… I think I’m gonna be naughty this year. πŸ˜€

So today, boys and girls, we’re going to be talking about toys today on Ana’s Advent Calendar. When you hear the word β€œtoys” what do you think of first? Matchbox cars and Barbie dolls? Ereaders, iPhones, and tablets? Or vibrators, nipple clamps, and floggers?

Whatever your definition, everyone wants some sort of toy for Christmas and everyone has their own definition of them. I have two kinds of toys I like. The electronic kind: Kindle Fire, smartphones, tablets for traveling writing, and digital cameras. And the more erotic variety: vibrators, leather cuffs, floggers, and lingerie. Lingerie, by the way, includes shoes for me. πŸ˜‰

New shoes

Let’s focus on the erotic side of things. Toys are for playtime and playtime can mean anything you want it to mean. Remember when you were a kid, you dressed up like a police officer or a fireman or a doctor or you even played house? This is kinda like that and there are all sorts of costumes available for those professions if you so desire. But in this kind of adult playtime (after the kids go to be or are at a sleepover), you can dress up as the local whore, the badass pimp, the Domme, the vixen, heck even the buttoned up Librarian (do you know what they do in the stacks at night?). For those roles, maybe you’ll need a whip, handcuffs, leather cuffs, or a flogger. Maybe you’ll need some accents like nipple chains and male chastity cages. I like the thigh-high f*ck-me boots. πŸ˜€

The point is everyone should play, even when they get older – particularly when they get older. That’s what the magic of the holidays are really about. The wonder children express isn’t for them alone. Just because your tastes have changed and your toys have changed (yeah, baby!) doesn’t mean you have to stop playing. Playtime is better with friends and it’s meant to be fun.

Mr. SM and I make it a point to play a couple times a week. Not only does it remind us that life can be good, it also strengthens the love and joy we have in each other. I get to dress up in fun clothes (and even funn-er shoes) and play with him for our mutual benefit and enjoyment. Sometimes we use specific toys (vibrator, butt plugs, genital jewelry – which is really hot on a guy, I gotta say), other times it’s just role playing. I still want to try the one from When a Man Loves a Woman where Meg Ryan hits on Andy Garcia in a coffee shop as if he’s a stranger when he’s really her husband. Actually very romantic in my mind. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VSyKVgi0_8

So this year, as the holidays approach, take a little time to play with your partners, whoever or how many there may be. Find just the right toys to stuff into their stockings and maybe let Santa know what kinds of toys you’re dreaming of.Β  And I wish you a very Happy Holiday. πŸ˜€

So my question for all of you to be included in a chance to win your Advent Calender prize: If you were given a choice of any toy for Christmas, naughty or otherwise regardless of price, what would you ask Santa for this year?

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224 thoughts on “Toys and Playtime (Advent Calendar, Day 18)

  1. Ria says:

    So, with that $50 Adam & Eve gift certificate which I did not use, I went shopping and found me some Ben wa balls and a penis pump. Time for some fun this Season :-0

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    • siobhanmuir says:

      Oh, Ria, you scored there. I love Adam&Eve. Mr SM and I shop there when their deals come around. We’ve never tried a penis pump. I’m curious. Do they really work?

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  2. Tracey Horton says:

    Well first and foremost I NEED a new rabbit vibrator. Dropped on the floor a couple weeks ago and cracked the plastic battery cover. That became a broken piece that fell off a couple days later. So you had to press the cover and turn so it would grip the rubber gasket. Problem solved. Right? No. Now it is slipping on the gasket and flicks on and off and on and off –you get the picture. So now when we play you have to not only hold the rabbit, you have to finangle your thumb to hold the cover on too. It’s time Santa. It’s time. Ugh

    For fun and not necessity, I want a cute paddle!!

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    • siobhanmuir says:

      It definitely sounds like a job for MacGyver…or screw it, Santa needs to get on that, Tracey. Maybe he’ll deliver the paddle as a extra gift for being so determined to make the rabbit work as long as possible. πŸ™‚

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  3. terpsichore says:

    Ummm…okay, toys for playtime…more than anything for Christmas I would like my partner to take initiation to play with me in a playfully dominant manner with any and all of the toys we already have (which isn’t much). Truly that is my wish. However, if I must pick an actual physical toy…I have heard incredible things about the Hitachi Magic Wand…and any spanking toy always makes me happy…lingerie that actually makes me feel sexy and beautiful would be nice, too (without the shoes…I am a barefoot gal). πŸ™‚ Maybe Santa will bring me something special this year for being so good (or naughty). πŸ™‚

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    • siobhanmuir says:

      I’ve also heard incredible things about the Hitachi Magic Wand, but from the accounts its as individualized as the person. I LOVE lingerie and the sexy feeling it brings. The shoes are more for Mr. SM. I love the look on his face when he catches sight of my calves in them. πŸ˜€ As for your partner, the only thing I can recommend is communication – write a letter or talk to them about what you’d like. It worked with Mr. SM. Good luck and happy Christmas. πŸ™‚

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  4. Leah says:

    Where to even begin. We were in the condom store last night and I saw things I didn’t know existed. But I’d go with lingerie – can be both naughty or nice.

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    • siobhanmuir says:

      Yes, it can. And it can be satin, lacy, silky, or playful. I love all the interesting designs they come up with. Frederick’s of Hollywood is my favorite place to visit. Where do you like to go, Leah?

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  5. Michelle B says:

    Finally, a question to answer! (guess who the sub in our relationship might be? *giggle*)

    By the way, if that image is from your own feet, I must say you have lovely taste in shoes! πŸ˜€

    OK let’s see… first of all, with 2 full weeks off as of Friday, we will Definitely be spending a huge chunk of that time in some form of undress! πŸ˜‰

    As for toys for Christmas, hmmm… *puts on kinky hat*

    First of all on the “needed” items list, a good lubricant is always a must. And, if I may suggest a brand, I can’t recommend this one enough (and I am not the type that publicizes recommendations every day!) – Liquid Silk (http://www.liquidsilklube.com/). If men could bottle their “offerings”, this stuff would be it. Seriously though, it doesn’t get all sticky gooey, yucky, and a drop goes a looong way! I highly recommend it if lubrication is needed.

    As for toys, Kinky Michelle isn’t too demanding. She would really enjoy a few good pairs of hands all over her body for a few hours (at least). Toys don’t always have to be made of plastic/rubber or be battery-operated, right? πŸ˜‰

    Is it Friday evening, yet? πŸ˜€

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    • siobhanmuir says:

      I love your response, Michelle! Yes, those are my feet and I stumbled across those shoes on clearance at Adam&Eve a couple months ago. I loved them and brought them home for Mr. SM. He approved. πŸ˜€

      Thank you for the recommendation of lube. I’ve used His&Hers from KY, which is fun, but I liked your description of Liquid Silk. I’ll definitely check it out.

      And yeah, I’d go with hands too. Hands are lovely “toys” and you can do so much with them. πŸ˜€

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  6. Tara Finnegan says:

    Toys from Santy? I not sure how that would go down with the hubby, he’d wonder at a strange man giving his wife toys πŸ™‚ But if I could write a letter it would go something like this.

    Dear Santy,
    Hope you had a wonderful year and your nice and refreshed. Don’t even start with the moaning that you’re tired – come on you only work one day outa 365 – you’ve had 354 to recover πŸ˜‰
    I’ve been a naughty girl this year, maybe the London Tanners have something that could fix me. Failing that, if you don’t think I’ve been naughty enough a love egg from LoveHoney. Or maybe some nice lingerie.
    I promise to be real *bad/good for next year in appreciation.
    Whiskey and mince pies are on the coffee table and my naughty bottom is in bed, should you feel the need to chastise it.
    Thank you for being so understanding about my behaviour, I just can’t help it.
    Your grateful recipient
    Tara

    * Delete as appropriate to how you think I should behave next year.

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  7. M. Palmer says:

    If I was only to ask for ONE thing… I think it would be a really lovely, expensive corset with some silk stockings to match. I have been sighing over some beautifully made corsets for a few months, but alas, they are out of my price range. Maybe Mrs. Claus would throw one in the bag for me on Christmas eve?

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    • siobhanmuir says:

      Ooooh! I love corsets, M. I’ve been slowly building up my collection. If you visit my FB page, you can see some of them in my photos. Check out Frederick’s of Hollywood. They have some nice ones that are fairly reasonable and they go on sale a lot, especially toward the end of the season. I truly hope you get your wish this year. Corsets are sexy! πŸ™‚

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  8. Joelle Casteel says:

    sighs, I’m sorry but I think today I’m going to be a bit of a downer. atm all the toys in the world wouldn’t help; I need my Master to work through all the stress that’s fallen into our laps in the past month and a half and use the toys we have. Just to hear His delight again- He tried out a new paddle brush I’d bought for different posts on my blog and He finally tried on it me, and enjoyed the sound it made

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  9. Erzabet Bishop says:

    I would really like a vibrator. Lately I have had to get creative with household items and I would really be a happy naughty elf if Santa found me one. A really kick @$$ one. πŸ™‚

    Sitting here over my cereal thinking how funny it is to be saying that.

    “Hi young lady.” Santa beams. “Come sit on Santa’s lap and tell him what you want for Christmas. ”

    I perch on the edge to I don’t cut off the circulation in his legs. “Thanks Santa.”

    “What would you like for Christmas? ”

    “A vibrator, Sir.”

    His eyes widen and his lips curve into a wicked smile. “Someone is on the naughty list.”

    “Oh, yes Sir. I hope so Sir.”

    So do I. πŸ™‚

    Erzabet

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  10. Leigh Smith says:

    Living in limited space means if something new comes in something old must go out. I can’t decide what I would give up and what I would like to try. For a couple of oldie but goodies, we do alright.

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  11. syd waldman says:

    If Santa came to my house…he does not… Id ask for a spanking (at least one) each week with different toys… wooden spoons or spatulas… short, wide leather strap… or paddle would work well. A combo of these toys might be used when Im more deserving.

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  12. JoanneBest says:

    Ooooh!!!! Toys! Glorious toys!!! First of all I have a confession to make; I don’t know if you were joking or not Ana, but (say it already self!) I don’t like shoes (ducks to avoid flying objects, probably shoes, headed in my direction).
    Don’t get me wrong, I want to love shoes, I love looking at shoes, I think shoes can be sexy as, uh, something really sexy especially when combined with lovely thigh high stockings and/or garters (any other clothing is optional), plus I must also own up to and accept the fact that my legs were made for sexy shoes since I’m a hair shy of 5’10” and most of my height is made of legs. But (there’s always a but/butt :D) I’ve always managed to fall for boys shorter than me by a few inches and I’d end up towering over them so when I do wear heels they are usually short heels (if that makes sense) but for the most part I live in my UGGS.
    Another but (hee) is that I WANT to wear those gorgeous high spiked heels, it’s just annoying to wear them and then hear ‘you’re too tall’ from the hubby- oh, he’ll add that they look good/my legs look great etc, but my brain only hears the criticism so I wind up changing into jeans and boots without heels./rant over/

    All I want for Christmas is a rabbit. No, not the hopping kind, but the kind you find at Adam and Eve’s instead of the tiny little ‘massagers’ you can find at the local drugstore. And I want it for myself, when it’s just me (or maybe me and a certain someone else and am I going to have to stand in the corner for that? :D)
    I’m pretty much covered as far as a laptop is concerned and I have a Nook but I selfishly want a Kindle too because the Nook selections of books are much more limited than a Kindle. Although some people think it’s boring to get a gift card I adore gift cards so I can pick out the books I want πŸ˜‰
    Actually I also really want what Terpsichore wants, a hubby who would take on the dominant role in bed without having to have porn on the telly…but that’s never going to happen for me unless a certain someone and I resign ourselves to the inevitable- I’m really going to land myself in the corner if I stay on this path so moving right along…… πŸ˜€
    One of my yearly ‘must-haves’ on my Santa list is soft silky lacy panties/thongs, I adore lingerie of all kinds as well as pajama’s of any kind, I have a pajama addiction as well as a high thread count sheet fetish. I adore sheets and change them usually 3 times a week; the sheet addiction began about 15 years ago when I was diagnosed with fibromyalgia and in the beginning I found myself spending a lot of time in bed (chronic fatigue, Epstein-barr and a thyroid problem as well as 4 surgeries in 2 years equaled a lot of bed time) so I figured since I don’t spend much money on myself I would splurge on the highest thread count sheets I could find. And they are worth every penny! πŸ˜€

    But Dear Santa, there is one more thing I would love for Christmas, something I’ve quietly wanted for years and have yet to receive and that, Dear Santa, is a spanking from a boy or girl who wants to give me my first ever spanking. You see Santa, although I am married to a boy I am also attracted to girls but I’ve had to hide that attraction because the hubby thinks that I should act on my fantasy but he wants to turn it into a threesome and that’s not what I want. So Dear Santa, you can see the fix I’m in; I don’t condone lying but my Mom told me to do whatever (and she meant whatever!) it is that makes ME happy, and she understood the condition of my marriage and still told me life is short and I need to grab the happy wherever I could find it…. I’m in a pickle Dear Santa, I want to be a good girl but naughty thoughts fill my head all the time.
    Maybe I should just ask for a Barbie doll instead 😦
    But I would be so very happy to get a rabbit, now THAT would leave me smiling every single day πŸ˜€

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    • SassyTwatter says:

      We should talk Joanne. Loved your Santa letter. Having recently experienced my first spanking by a women be careful they seem to spank harder and the pouting doesn’t work quite as well on them.

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      • JoanneBest says:

        Hee, Sassy I would be thrilled to talk, after all, I’ve never had a spanking of any kind but I sure get wiggly thinking about it πŸ˜‰ I guess there’s a reason my email is yummycatt πŸ˜‰

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      • Irishey says:

        Snorting and spewing coffee! “We [REALLY!] should talk, Joanne.”

        Sassy, was your eyebrow raised in amused consternation that our newbie friends knows not what she asks? Lol!

        Joanne, …. Oh, never mind. Lol! I thought I would like sushi, but the seaweed did not like me and still does not like me no matter how many times I keep trying it. On the other hand, I was ready to toss my cookies at the thought of eating escargot and raw oysters, but omg! So, my weird food analogy aside, I hope Santa brings everything you asked for and you love each and every one of your new toys. πŸ˜‰

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      • Anastasia Vitsky says:

        SassyTwatter, if you’d BEHAVE for once in your life you wouldn’t have to resort to pouting! Sheesh.

        And sometimes women do seem to be a bit stricter…though in your case I highly suspect it’s your incorrigible naughtiness that causes the strictness.

        I’m telling Mrs. Claus to add a not-so-nice toy for you. And maybe a corner stool for you to think over your misdeeds.

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        • sassytwatter says:

          Make up your mind MS Ana first you told me I won’t be sitting all of 2014 & now you are offering me my very own stool.

          Just a heads up we have no corners in our house it’s horse shoe shaped and no I did not plan it that way.

          And in my one and only very limited experience yes women are stricter non of my normal tricks worked.

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          • Anastasia Vitsky says:

            You’ll be sitting..but you will be yelping and squirming like the naughty girl you are, Miss SassyT! So no, that doesn’t count as being able sit…at least comfortably.

            Corner stools work just as well in other ways.

            If you’d focus more on behaving and less on your tricks, maybe you’d get to spend a few minutes on the Nice List. Maybe.

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  13. thelongbean says:

    Rather than just a single toy, I would ask santa to bring a really nice set of restraints that would allow me to secure a partner so that she could just enjoy a long session of sensation play. The sensations could be a mixture of pleasure and pain to give the maximum possible tease…….

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    • siobhanmuir says:

      Restraints are lovely, Long. We have a simple set, but right now, with little people in the house, that’s all we can do until they move out. In a few years, I’ll ask Santa for a nicer set. I hope you get your restraint set this year. πŸ™‚

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  14. Kelsey Summer says:

    I’m asking for a couple of new vibrators – one little one for my purse and another for home. My favorite one just stopped working this past weekend. I thought it was the batteries, but I changed them and nothing. Poor me – have to wait until Christmas. Would also love a new corset.

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    • siobhanmuir says:

      I’ve seen some really cute ones that fit in the purse lately, Kelsey, and I hope you get a new one to replace your favorite. πŸ™‚

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    • SassyTwatter says:

      Amazon has the cutest little bullet vibe that are tiny and pack a punch and cheap. I have them all over in drawers around the house and put them in everyone gift last year they come in a variety of fun colors.

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  15. angel says:

    I have no idea what I want or would want My hubs has been asking me for two weeks now and I keeping saying IDK I was told guess you will be getting nothing and then I said hey suprise me He says I may not like his surpires lol

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    • siobhanmuir says:

      Maybe you’ll get some ideas from today’s post, Angel. There have been some great responses, and I’ve been adding to my list. πŸ˜‰

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  16. Anastasia Vitsky says:

    Dear Santa, I want a nice vegan leather paddle made without potassium dichromate. That blasted allergy means I can’t touch anything leather unless it’s been tanned with all-natural materials. I hear such wonderful things about leather paddles, too, and wood is ouchy!

    Or a nice new hairbrush, one of the Mason Pearson ones with a lovely smooth back. For brushing hair. Um. Yeah, that’s it.

    I also want a million readers to all buy a million copies each of my books. Pretty please?

    Love and thank you from Ana the very, very good girl.

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    • siobhanmuir says:

      I want the million readers, too, Ana! Can I add that to my Santa list? Where do you find paddles with such specific qualifications (you know, just in case I’m out shopping or something)? πŸ˜‰

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        • siobhanmuir says:

          Hmm, I’ll have to look and see what I come up with. Mr. SM is a master researcher and I’ll put him on the task. And half a million readers would work just fine, too. πŸ˜€

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        • Tara Finnegan says:

          I went on a mission, and I found somewhere to buy rawhide, Ana. From this, a tawse would easily be cut! Found this on bushcraftusa under a search for untanned leather.

          “I do a fair amount of rawhide braiding and I get my rawhide from Bill Confer at Tejas Industries. His phone is 806 364 0951 or 800 858 4384 email confer@tejasindustries.com. You have to be persistent though he isn’t always great at returning calls or email”

          Good luck ❀

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    • SassyTwatter says:

      Ana you are in trouble you just ruined what is my favorite brush. I will never be able to use it again. Mason Pearson brushes last a life time. I had to take the one out of my purse just now and stick it in a drawer.

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  17. abby says:

    Well….the hitachi rabbit sounds very interesting….and i have been really wanting the leather rose paddle some of you have….but what has really been on my wish list is a vibrating egg….complete with remote controller!
    hugs abby

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  18. Holla Dean says:

    I am torn between a hitachi and a rabbit vibrator. I see Abby mentions an hitachi rabbit. I was not aware it was available as a combo. Is combo the right word? That’s what I’m going with. So I’ll do some research and see. Yes, that is what I’d want. A little vibrator would be great for when I travel alone. But do they have enough power? Hopping over to Adam and Eve for research right after I finish this.
    I used to love shoes when I was younger. I had quite a collection of sexy heels. But alas, I can no longer wear them. I’ve had knee replacement surgery on both knees. About two years after the first one I was just managing to get in heels again. Nothing higher than two inches, and the heels needed to be rather thick or stocky for balance. Then the other knee cried out, “I want to be fixed too!” That was three years ago and every six months or so I try on my one sole pair of stocky 2″ heels. After half a dozen steps it becomes clear that I should take them off before I fall on my face. I can wear low wedges if I’m careful. I stick to flats and comfy sneakers.
    So that’s it, Santa. Please bring me a hitachi rabbit vibrator and a powerful mini-vibe.
    Oh! I almost forgot. Today is our 39th anniversary!! Not sure how that happened, I just don’t feel old enough to have been married that long.

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    • siobhanmuir says:

      Happy Anniversary, Holla! I’ve seen some great mini vibes at Adam & Eve and some that even look like makeup – the mascara brush was the most interesting. Some of them are like little rockets. πŸ˜€ And I don’t necessarily walk in the heels, although the ones pictured are comfortable for me. Mostly I like to wear them to make Mr. SM drool while I sit there and look sexy. πŸ˜€

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    • SassyTwatter says:

      Happy Anniversary!! That is wonderful. Wishing you a fun night full of love & ki knees.

      Ps started & couldn’t put down maid for the cowboy last night loved it.

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    • JoanneBest says:

      Happy Anniversary Holla!!! My hubby never remembers our anniversary but I’ve gotten used to it after being married 25 years this coming June (we were together for 10 years before eloping…that should have been the first sign….also, when I was taking care of his Mother I prayed to God to send me a sign, if she died on our anniversary that would be a sign I needed to rethink my marriage…. yep, she died on our anniversary.
      Have the best anniversary ever! You deserve it ❀

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  19. angieia says:

    I love your shoes!! I am thinking a paddle or a flogger sounds nice and maybe a big hunky guy that knows how to use it! Ok, I am being really naughty, but I do need someone that knows how to use a flogger.

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    • siobhanmuir says:

      I want a flogger, too, Angieia! Mr SM says he’s been looking, but it has to be just the right one and I don’t like suede all that much. And yeah, you definitely want to find a guy who knows what he’s doing. Of course, you can always have him trained… πŸ˜‰

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  20. Renee Meyer says:

    Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, I can pick a present from Santa and a toy at that? Hmmmm lets see… I’m gonna have to play alone soooo… . I think I will go with a vibrator but not just any vibrator I want the β€˜Endless Pleasure Thrusting Vibrator from Adam and Eve. I didn’t even know they could do that 😏 and it uses normal batteries (can’t afford to replace the fancy watch type ones in my current vibrator). Yes, that’s what I would want to find wrapped up in plain paper under the tree. Siobhan, I am with you. I love lingerie and shoes (they definitely go together). Those shoes in the picture are fabulous. Have a Merry Christmas and hope you get your wish from Santa.

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    • siobhanmuir says:

      Wow, me either. I’ll have to look at them more closely, Renee. And normal batteries are a plus. I’m hoping maybe Santa slips a little waist cincher corset under the tree for me this year. White and satin, please. Lol. Thank you for the holiday wishes, Renee. πŸ™‚

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  21. SassyTwatter says:

    First off Ana it’s a crime not to like shoes!!! Shoes are the most important part of the outfit & should be the last thing taken off!!,

    Siobhan I loved this post! Super sexy shoes. I have had so much fun reading through everyone’s comments this morning.

    Last year my giant and I did a naughty Christmas full of fun sexy fun gifts. We expanded our tickle trunk and enjoyed exploring together. Funny some of the simplest toys were my favorite. We did get the hitachi magic want which amazon accidentally delivered to my Neigbor what a lovely call that was, “I’m so sorry but I accidentally opened a package that came for you um I’m really sorry Trevor didn’t see a thing- I’m just going to put it in a bag so you can come grab it” I of course had no idea what she could be talking about all my gifts were accounted for. So I texted my giant and said did you order something that hasn’t come because our sweet very religious neighbors just called. All he said was you better go get that. Not that this is a toy review but after trying the hitachi be careful that thing can buzz your bits right off even on low. It is also very loud. I use it in a pinch when batteries are dead & rechargeable stuff not recharged- sometimes a girl needs a quick pick me up. Plus don’t they say on orgasm or two or 5 a day keeps the doctor away. I highly highly HIGHLY recommend anything from JIMMYJANE it will rock your world especially form 4. All the power you need & quiet. They always have an after Xmas sale with 30% off.

    I love to dress up & have a costume closet that I go grab clothes from when I’m feeling naughty or playful and with a quick change of clothes a wig & some fabulous shoe it’s like you get to explore a whole new side of yourself.

    From Santa this year I would very much like JimmyJane form 6 and anything from crystal delights they make gorgeous blingy plugs love the new hello kitty one it’s adorable and appropriate to wear all year long.

    happy holidays!!!

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    • siobhanmuir says:

      I will definitely check out JIMMYJANE products in the future and so funny about your mistaken package, Sassy. Happy holidays to you! πŸ™‚

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      • sassytwatter says:

        Oh you will be singing their praises! They have some very funny & even work appropriate or I guess safe videos on utube on just how wonderful they are.

        I wanted to post the discount they sent out to share w friends on FB but my giant have a big NO to that- personally I think he’s in Santa’s naughty list for want to share the love.

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        • sassytwatter says:

          I get the feeling you don’t want do say my full name Ms Ana.

          And I am being very good & I keep getting distracted by your naughty blog.

          No stools or tools needed. I promise to star perfectly behaved. Besides I was told nothing new comes in the house his rule. I am just following it.

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    • siobhanmuir says:

      I couldn’t agree more, Mona Lisa. Sometimes that’s the best gift of all in lieu of toys. I hope you get your wish this year. πŸ™‚

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  22. Janey says:

    I’m not too sure, you see I think I may have had my present already. Out of the blue at he beginning of December hubby came home with three gifts: a leather paddle, I didn’t realise it had one side softer than the other until he started using it and I relaxed and thought that I could cope with that, and then he flipped it over….
    He also bought a pair of nipple clamps. My first try at this and umm ouchy! And also a small butt plug which we have yet to use. He mentioned it the other night and my heart raced but we didn’t go there.
    If I am allowed another present I want a new hitachi. I took the head off mine to connect a different attachment and its never been the same since. If I’m not being too greedy though, if I do get a new hitachi I also want one more thing … The right to use it. He limits my use and that really annoys me!

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    • Irishey says:

      No way, Renee! I cannot believe our resident, frequently self-proclaimed TMI Queen, is demurring on this question out of all questions asked this month. This tells me whatever you asked for must be incredibly hot and naughty.

      Email me with whatever it is, and I’ll come back here and say that I want it. I’m not shy. Lol! πŸ˜‰

      Just kidding. I think it’s sweet you want to keep your naughty wish to yourself. πŸ™‚

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  23. Michael says:

    Dear Santa,

    This year I would like to add some toys to my toy bag.

    A loopy johnny would be great as Season has yet to feel that across her tush.

    A French Martinet would be divine as Season should feel the sting it imparts.

    And one can never have too many hairbrushes. How about a nice mahogany one with a large oval head for kissing Season’s rear.

    What’s that, Santa? Letters for today should be directed to Siobhan Muir. Oh, great. She’s a good friend of Ana’s and I know they’ll put their heads together and all I’ll get is a lump of coal in my stocking. And If I know Ana she’ll want to stick that lump of coal somewhere else. And I bet they’ll take care of Season by hooking her up with a big bottle of arnica and an industrial strength Hitachi to pass the time when Ana has me in the corner. SHEESH!

    Merry friggin’ Christmas

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    • Anastasia Vitsky says:

      Maybe you’ll win the 10% off coupon from Adam and Gillian…their loopy johnny is fantastic. πŸ™‚

      Tons of coal for you. Tons and tons. Lucky boy. πŸ˜€

      Btw…you still look good in the corner. Grin.

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    • JC says:

      Your posts alway make me smile! I wonder where she would put the coal? I imagine out wouldn’t be pleasant at least for you.

      I agree with Ana. Back to the corner for you πŸ™‚

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      • Michael says:

        JC, my comments always make you smile because I end up in the corner, and this time you gleefully helped Ana escort me there, you cheeky gal.
        As for that coal being in an unpleasant place I always say make the best of a bad situation. If I squeeze hard enough and apply pressure maybe out will pop a diamond. Don’t know if Season would want to wear it though. πŸ˜‰

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    • siobhanmuir says:

      You do look good in the corner, Michael. And you know coal burns really, really well. That should keep you warm and toasty. And I will definitely send Season some arnica as I highly approve of naturopatic remedies and homeopathic healing. Merry Christmas to you, Michael. πŸ™‚

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      • Michael says:

        Siobhan, another imp who likes me in the corner! SHEESH, I can’t get a break here at Ana’s asylum. And as for keeping me warm and toasty, I don’t need no stinkin’ coal as I’m sure when I’m in the corner impstress Ana will make sure I am displaying a red scorched bum for the amusement of all you girls. Double hrumph!!

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        • laurellasky says:

          I love electronic toys. I have an iPad 11 but dropped it. It still works but has cracked and would cost about 270 to replace the glass. It now doesn’t hold a charge so I keep it plugged in. I received 250 from the co. Where I fell and then bought a mini iPad. I love them, have stopped reading my paperbacks and hard covered books and read on the iPads. My brother just gave me a kindle for my birthday so I am in 7th heaven. Hr also gave me a keyboard to use with the iPads. It has great games but I don’t play much. My reg. computer is dying so I will use my husbands. I bought it for him last year but he has lost interest in using it. I will set up my net book for him and attach it to a flat screen. We have made the house wifi and love it.
          Michael, are you still in the corner? Are you really very naughty? You are funny and sound very sweet.
          Someday I would like an air iPad.

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    • Marybeth says:

      Hmmmm….Michael, all your toys seem to be for Season, not you. Oh, you say you get to use them and that’s what you want? I don’t know, I bet Santa asks Season what she thinks. LOL Btw, if you get coal, let me know. That stuff is worth a lot of money! We can sell it on Amazon!

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      • Michael says:

        Marybeth, you are getting to know me too well.

        Santa may ask Season what she wants, but I bet it’s Mrs. Clause who carries out her wishes. My wife is hanging around with that bad influence, Miss Ana too much.

        I promise to send you all the coal that cheeky Ana sends me. Tons and tons if she makes good on her threat, er…promise. HEY! I have a great idea, let’s cut out the middle Michael and have Ana send the coal straight to you, Marybeth.

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        • Marybeth says:

          Ok, I’ll take it. I have a t-shirt that says “One piece shy of a coal mine” Love it! And Ana isn’t a bad influence. She just likes to have fun.

          Btw, you always make me smile! Have a good night!

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          • Michael says:

            So glad I make you smile, Marybeth. πŸ™‚

            Yes, Ana likes to have fun, but at my expense.

            Marybeth, I think it’s only fair that since you are taking all that coal you should also take some of my corner time. Thank you very much. 😈

            Night, sweetie. πŸ™‚

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              • catrouble says:

                Ack! Marybeth! Don’t let Michael con you into taking his corner time! He wouldn’t be there if Ana didn’t think he had been naughty. πŸ˜‰ You know what Mrs C says about an elf volunteering to take another elf’s punishment? Ya both get it! πŸ˜€ So ya better watch out…Blessings…Cat

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  24. JC says:

    So totally out of my comfort zone. Have no experience with any of the above mentioned gift ideas. So I will have to be completely boring and say a gift card to continue reading about all these fascinating topics.

    Sounds like I need a more interesting life! Maybe I should ask for one of those πŸ™‚

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    • siobhanmuir says:

      Gift cards are wonderful because they allow you to pick what you want to try, JC, if you do want to try. Mr. SM and I didn’t start talking about toys and goodies until 4 years into our marriage when I started sharing fantasies about restraints. It grew from there. Gift cards are an excellent start. Or a great pair of shoes. πŸ˜‰

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  25. laurellasky says:

    Ana
    I don’t know what a ( toy) rabbit is. I would like a very high speed massager, you know, the kind with the little nob on the end. OMG. I just turned 70 and I still have fun about 2-3 times a week. I am on lots of meds which kills the urge. Never the less I manage to work at it and reading all the wonderful books helps a lot.

    Just remember, it’s never too late.

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        • Anastasia Vitsky says:

          You need to email me about getting your prize. You have 4 days from the announcement day to do so. πŸ™‚

          Yes, of course you can keep playing. There are tons of grand prizes, after all! Plus perfect attendance.

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          • laurellasky says:

            Dear Ana,
            I did email you yesterday, had a hard time sending, mail kept coming back. I think it finally went through twitter. I had asked if I could get daughter of disipline instead of
            Ciissene as I already have that book. By the way I was also the first to tell you that blushing books released it late last night,(I’m a night owl)

            PS thank you for all your insightful comments and encouragement. It helps a lot and is greatly appreciated.

            Love, hugs and peace,

            Laurel

            [Ana’s note: PLEASE be careful and don’t put your home address on the internet! I will email you about your prize.]

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    • siobhanmuir says:

      Laurel, a “rabbit” is a vibrator with a little set of ear-like prongs on one side for clitoral stimulation. They come in various styles, colors, and sizes, and some are even pocket sized. Good for you for still having fun. I warned Mr. SM I’d still be jumping him at 85, though I amended it to say “falling on him” rather than jumping at that age. I don’t know how my knees will be then. πŸ˜‰

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      • laurellasky says:

        Siobhanmuir- Thank you for the explanation. Now I will definitely have to buy a life time of batteries. how do you know the size to order. I can’t see myself measuring my self in a store, although it should bring in many customers.

        Laurel

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  26. Thianna D says:

    Loved the article. Yes, I prefer the naughty toys, after all, they are the fun ones. (Though I do have a fondness for tablets, computers, and software – oh, my!)

    As for what toy I asked Santa for this year? The biggest and the best, of course.

    What did I ask for? A partner to play with, of course! I’ve got all sorts of fun toys, but I need a man to torture me with them. Seriously, slapping one’s own a$$ with a slapper or a cane? Just doesn’t get the job done.

    Not that I couldn’t always use a few new toys. What’s on my actual non-human toy list?

    Liberator has some of my list, boys and girls. Glass dildos (Vincent, YUMMO!) in fact one of every one of their dildos would work.

    At least two tantric sex chairs, of course – because just one won’t do.

    The red leather wrist cuffs, ankle cuffs, and collar I’ve been eyeing for awhile from JT’s stockroom.

    A few more dildos from Bad Dragon, because there is just nothing like it out there.

    And a nice hardwood paddle from Paddle Daddy.

    Now wouldn’t that be a morning to wake up to?

    *eyes glaze over*

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    • siobhanmuir says:

      I seen some advertised as perfect for display as art as well as fun in the bedroom. They also have glass butt plugs with the same tagline. I hope you get your wish this year, DelFonte.

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    • siobhanmuir says:

      LOL Emily! I know what you mean. I can’t find one that fits my head (they’re too large most of the time) or my face. They always let some light in. If you find a good one, let me know. πŸ™‚

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  27. JoanneBest says:

    May I just add that this is the most fun i had since yesterday?
    Although how in the world I’m going to make it thru rehearsal tonight without giggling thru my lyrics is going to be a challenge! I have my challenge on the 28th after a 2 year hiatus, now THAT will be a challenge hee πŸ˜‰

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  28. Leona says:

    Hi
    Emily you made me laugh.. thank you.. I hope you did not hurt your nose. πŸ™‚
    I don’t have no other half to get toys from.. But I did buy some of my friends and family a butt plug pacifier. haha. their to cute.. lol
    But I would wish for a dildo machine.. I read in Kidnapped Freshman Fuck toy.. It sounds fantasitc..
    Sorry I have not played for a few days I am sick has a dog. lol
    Have a wonderful day… πŸ™‚

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  29. Ami says:

    What a fun conversation – I have a grin like a Cheshire Cat.

    First of all Happy Anniversary, Holla! You just beat me by three years.

    I would really love a corset, a sexy one that undoes down the front and laces up at the back so that I can adjust it to my figure. As I have a long waist I often find the standard corsets are uncomfortable. I love shoes, but it is increasingly difficult to find comfortable ones with high heels. They all seem to have horrid pointed toes that squeeze my feet. Glittery sandals would be nicer. And I will be happy with new knickers and bras any day in the week!

    I hated my Rabbit and wrapped it up in layer upon layer of newspaper and stuffed it in the garbage! It was so noisy and I thought it had a funny smell from the silicone or plastic it was made from. Dan said it sounded like a cement mixer and looked a bit like one too! Now I have a really sexy looking vibe and it buzzes away happily and has about a dozen different settings.

    I think a gift from the London Tanners would be wonderful, but they are expensive, so perhaps another time. But I could do with a new hairbrush after Dan broke mine in half being too exuberant. I’d love a Mason Pearson, but what if it suffered a similar fate?! Horrors! And we don’t have a wooden paddle yet, so perhaps I need to speak to Blondie?!

    Do girls spank harder? Now that’s a thought. They have, generally anyway, smaller hands, so perhaps the sting is better. And perhaps girls can keep the swats going for longer before saying “My hand hurts!” LOL!

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  30. Irishey says:

    Dear My Santa Darling,

    I’m sure I would like most of what they’re ↑↑↑ having, and probably much of what they ↓↓↓ ask for, so please choose our toys this Christmas. I’ll be thrilled with anything as long as it makes us hot and happy, baby! πŸ˜‰

    Love,
    Your Irishey

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  31. Terry says:

    Hi Siobhan

    I would love to be able to wear sexy shoes like you have but a side effect of a job standing for 30 plus years has resulted in foot surgery. My friend and I went shopping at a local adult store recently. She wanted me to try on a pair of “F me pumps” fit for any exotic dancer so I could surprise my husband. I could barely stand up in them. When I tried to walk I took 2 steps and almost fell. My friend and I were laughing so hard after that. I figured my husband would like me better without a broken leg or sprained ankle.

    I LOVE massages so anything I can get to make them better would be wonderful. Great smelling oils, vibrators and something to make the arthritis in my husband’s thumbs go away would be heaven. Sigh

    I wish everyone will get something from their Christmas list. Oh, Ana I ordered 2 of your books from Blushing Books this morning.

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    • siobhanmuir says:

      Terry, massages are a great idea and sometimes you can get a subscription/membership so you can get a massage once a month. πŸ™‚

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  32. lesliewoodmansee@sbcglobal.net says:

    How about a big hot tub? Would love the down time with my husband. Our lives are so busy with kids and grandchildren. I really need to learn to take time for just myself.. Soaking in a hot tub to unwind and soak tired muscles sounds like heaven.

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  33. Sherilyn says:

    Oh, this post and the comments have me twitching in my chair! So much lovely information on toys I knew nothing of! I’m going to have to make sure my hitachi is still working after I finish this! Hubby has promised me the Adam & Eve candy cane, so I suppose I could be satisfied with that….

    Except I’m always wanting a little more, you know? If Santa is really generous, I would love a corset and stockings. I love that one on Siobhan’s Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/siobhan.muir.35 if you missed it), although I’d prefer black stockings. If you think I’ve been good enough, Santa!

    Really a fun post! Thank you, Siobhan! And as always, thank you, Ana and her elf helpers!

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    • siobhanmuir says:

      I’m glad you like the one on my page today, Sherilyn. I want that one for Christmas this year. I have a steel gray one and a sparkly electric blue one. Mr. SM swears he’s my pusher and happily gets me more of them. πŸ™‚

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      • Sherilyn says:

        Oh, my, sparkly electric blue! My list is getting longer!

        I forgot to mention how much I loved those shoes! I haven’t been able to wear heels since blowing out my right knee 20 years ago. Before that, I did have an impressive collection of heels. Perhaps, since we are an aging population, someone will take on designing sexy flats! Or maybe not.

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  34. sassytwatter says:

    Seriously no love Ana.

    Joanne just thought of you as I change my sheets for the fourth time this week nothing feels better than freshly washed & pressed sheets. I also have fibro and think my love of fresh sheets resulted from bed rest that or all my hotels stays for work anyways nothing better than crawling into fresh sheets. I like to spray some lavender on them just before bed helps me sleep better.

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    • Anastasia Vitsky says:

      Okay, recommendations for nice sheets? I want to upgrade, but I don’t want to spend the money without getting a good product.

      And much love to you…as you set your freshly spanked bottom on your new corner stool!

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  35. Penelope says:

    If money really was no object, I’d have a room made up into an authentic old-fashioned schoolroom. A totally atmospheric and immersive fantasy space, perfect for naughty schoolgirl Penny. Heaven!

    Failing that, I’d settle for a spanking machine πŸ™‚

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  36. octoberwoman says:

    I like Chickie’s answer. I haven’t had someone to play with in quite some time. But if I must continue playing alone, then something quiet. The only time I play is when my kids aren’t home as I’m paranoid they’ll hear the buzzing and know what I’m doing.

    Actually, after the tornado our city experienced several months ago, where so many homes were destroyed and people were finding all kinds of things in the rubble, I’m a little paranoid about having any toys in my room. What if the next tornado takes my house down and someone finds my toys before I do? Or what if I I die and my kids or my mom is going through my belongings? I wouldn’t want them finding my toys!

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    • siobhanmuir says:

      There are some toys out there that look like art pieces, October. You might find something you like that no one will know what it is (or at least the kids). πŸ˜€

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  37. Blondie says:

    If I had my choice, I would want a weekend retreat to a club that has play rooms, dungeons and classes, etc. We could use some of our own toys but we want to just try it once and see if it is something that we would like to do. It would be nice if it was on a beach too. So If Santa could bring me a weekend retreat or even a entire week, Santa could join me at the club.

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    • siobhanmuir says:

      I think there’s an event in Florida in August called FetCon and they do have playrooms, demonstrations, and classes. I’ve heard about it from other authors who live the lifestyle. You might look it up, Blondie, to see if it’s something you’d enjoy. πŸ™‚

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  38. catrouble says:

    Hey Siobhan…first of all I have to say…”LOVE the shoes!!!!” πŸ˜€ I absolutely love shoes even though I go barefoot around the house most of the time. LOL I keep promising Ami that I will post pics of some of my collection…maybe I’ll get a chance to get that post up between Christmas and the New Year.

    Anywho…to answer your question, I would love a new Rabbit and have heard awesome things about the Hitachi Magic Wand so would like that also! Spankno here so no spanky toys need to come my way. πŸ˜‰ Of course, I do know a few ladies in blog land who are getting some. *snicker*

    Blessings…Cat

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    • siobhanmuir says:

      You should post the photos of your shoe collection, Cat. I have a whole bunch of really high heels, but I don’t wear them for walking around much. I love to wear them for short periods of time because like lingerie, they make me feel sexy. And I hope you get your new Rabbit this year. πŸ™‚

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  39. Kitty says:

    hhhmm
    at first i was going to say that i’d ask 4 a naughty job. but upon thinking about it decided to ask santa for the right person or persons 4 me.
    i’ve always believed that we have a lot of love in us and it shouldn’t be restricted to one if u love more than one. as long as everyone knows and there is no sneaking.
    along Robert Heinlein worlds multiple mate/family idea.

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    • siobhanmuir says:

      I think you’re right, Kitty. I found one who has what I need, but I just wrote a book about a woman who needs more than one, and the men who like to share, so I don’t think there’s only “one true way”. I wish you the right person(s) for you this year. πŸ™‚

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  40. pao says:

    I’m late! And at the risk of being boring, I’d like a remote/phone (one that does not pair up with an iPhone) controlled air drone with a camera. Even better if it shoots out pellets. Or peas. πŸ˜€ I like Penny’s idea of the school room! But I have a love-hate relationship with uniforms πŸ˜›

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    • siobhanmuir says:

      I’ve always wanted to fly a helicopter, but I suppose a remote controlled one would do in a pinch. What would you be using that drone for, Pao? πŸ˜‰

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      • pao says:

        LOL Ana, I can share my jelly tot stash with you πŸ˜€ I think there are lots of purples left… Siobhan, I’ll use that drone to rescue the mice I let loose in my neighbour’s house! I kid πŸ™‚ Now I’m wondering if they can trace the phone it’s connected to. Also, I thought that it was quite funny that if anyone who didn’t know what ‘toys’ were read this they might be baffled about people wanting rabbits and eggs and Hitachis. Hitachi air conditioner? :O

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  41. Katie says:

    Well… I think that Rob and I have enough toys that we have been experimenting with/having fun with. I really don’t need anything for Christmas this year. Sometimes I kinda sorta think of asking for *cringe* a beginner paddle from Blondie’s place- just to see why wood is bad (that is what Susie says)!!! I probably will pass. I have a feeling that Susie is right. So I just hope that everyone else gets what they want from Santa. For Christmas this year I want Rob to get his wish (it’s vanilla)!!! Fun post, Siobhan! πŸ™‚ Many hugs,

    ❀ Katie

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  42. TL says:

    My favorite toy that isn’t sexy would have to be my kindle. I can’t remember where I got such an awesome toy… oh wait. πŸ˜‰ But then again that is kind of a sexy toy with all the great books I can read on it. As far as sexy toys go, something with fur. We have this fur lined paddle and we need more stuff like that. It’s awesome.

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    • siobhanmuir says:

      Kindles are very sexy, TL. Plus they bring lots of book boyfriends and girlfriends to warm your days and nights. Reading is sexy. πŸ˜‰

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  43. Kathryn R. Blake says:

    Kinky shoes, eh? Heck, why not! If they press the right button for you, then go for it. I love the idea of a play date, but when I think of toys, I think electronics. Okay, I’m a little bit geeky. I’d like either an iPad or an Android tablet, or a Kindle Fire. I’d love to have something small enough that I could carry it in my purse at all times and have an easy access to the Internet no matter where I was. None of my current toys has that capability and when a fellow theatre-goer pulled out her tablet and was able to access my blog from it, I had to shut my mouth to stop drooling. Unfortunately, we rarely go out (other than an occasional trip overseas), so it’s probably impractical. But we aren’t talking practicality here, are we? We’re talking toys!

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    • Marybeth says:

      Kathryn, I want one of those new computers HP has. The top can be removed and is a pad. But, can be used as a regular computer too. My daughter is starting a co-op with HP in January, so I’m going to wait to see if she gets a discount!

      Oh, and my smart phone (android, not apple) has that capability. Too cool.

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    • siobhanmuir says:

      Kathryn, SM got an Android Transformer tablet ostensibly for travel, but he uses it here all the time for games and connecting to the net when he doesn’t want to drag a computer upstairs early in the morning. They’re wonderful. We even got the keyboard attachment for it so I could use it for writing (when he lets me, lol). And my Kindle fire goes with me to every doctor’s appt I ever have. No more reading lame magazines. πŸ™‚

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