Last weekend at Rainbow Con, I served an array of healthy treats. (What? Cookies are healthy! Ish. Compared to Big Macs.) I gave attendees a quiz titled, “Who is your inner spankee?” but I should have also given a quiz to determine people’s cookie identity. To make up for it, here is the Anastasia Vitsky cookie quiz. See how you rate!
1. What is the picture at the top of Ana’s blog and Facebook profile?
a. I never noticed there was a picture before.
c. I don’t know the name, but they look yummy.
d. Gingersnaps/molasses cookies!
e. Cookies? Just looking at them makes me gain weight!
2. What is your favorite flavor?
d. Peanut butter
3. How many cookies do you eat at a time?
a. I never eat cookies. I’m allergic, observing a religious restriction, dieting, or don’t like the taste.
b. I break the cookie into pieces and take a tiny nibble off one corner. Several times. When I think no one is looking.
c. I eat the whole cookie at once, but I take time to savor the taste.
d. COOKIES! Get into my stomach!
4. How do you feel about baking cookies?
a. It’s too hot, too much work, and messy. No thanks.
b. Get out of my kitchen, or at least stop messing with my equipment. This is serious business.
c. What’s the point of making cookies if there aren’t little (or big) hands snitching the cookie dough and people asking to lick the bowl?
d. All the faster to get the cookies into my stomach!
5. If someone told you that you needed a spanking, what would you say?
a. Gotta catch me first!
b. Woohoo! I’ve been a bad girl/boy!
c. Um. Not too hard, okay?
d. Try it, and I’ll break every bone in your body.
e. *giggle* Yes, please, may I have another?
6. What are you wearing?
a. *blush* I didn’t know you thought of me in that way.
b. I knew it. This was one of those pervy quizzes.
c. Nothing at all. Why, was I supposed to get dressed before taking this quiz?
d. Leather, a corset, thigh-high stockings, and a riding crop.
e. T-shirt and jeans, or whatever is comfortable.
7. What cookie/treat do you think you are most like?
b. Oatmeal peanut butter bar
c. Peppermint brownie
d. Peanut butter cookie
e. Oatmeal butterscotch chocolate chip cookie
f. Green tea
How to find your answer:
Add up all your letters, divide by pi, subtract whipped cream, beat with a bamboo cooking spoon, level off measurements with a butter knife, pray to the deity of your choice, and say out loud, “I’ve been very naughty, and I need a spanking.” Then reference your answer to #7.
If your answer is:
A) You are a gingersnap.
B) You are an oatmeal peanut butter bar.
C) You are a peppermint brownie.
D) You are a peanut butter cookie.
E) You are an oatmeal butterscotch chocolate chip cookie.
F) Really? Really? Really?
Congratulations! Come back for more Anastasia Vitsky quizzes.
What were your answers? Let us know in the comments!