What kind of cookie are you?

Last weekend at Rainbow Con, I served an array of healthy treats. (What? Cookies are healthy! Ish. Compared to Big Macs.) I gave attendees a quiz titled, “Who is your inner spankee?” but I should have also given a quiz to determine people’s cookie identity. To make up for it, here is the Anastasia Vitsky cookie quiz. See how you rate!

1. What is the picture at the top of Ana’s blog and Facebook profile?

a. I never noticed there was a picture before.
b. Rocks?

c. I don’t know the name, but they look yummy.

d. Gingersnaps/molasses cookies!

e. Cookies? Just looking at them makes me gain weight!

2. What is your favorite flavor?

a. Lemon

b. Ginger/spices

c. Chocolate

d. Peanut butter

e. Butterscotch

f. Oatmeal

3. How many cookies do you eat at a time?

a. I never eat cookies. I’m allergic, observing a religious restriction, dieting, or don’t like the taste.

b. I break the cookie into pieces and take a tiny nibble off one corner. Several times. When I think no one is looking.

c. I eat the whole cookie at once, but I take time to savor the taste.

d. COOKIES! Get into my stomach!

4. How do you feel about baking cookies?

a. It’s too hot, too much work, and messy. No thanks.

b. Get out of my kitchen, or at least stop messing with my equipment. This is serious business.

c. What’s the point of making cookies if there aren’t little (or big) hands snitching the cookie dough and people asking to lick the bowl?

d. All the faster to get the cookies into my stomach!

5. If someone told you that you needed a spanking, what would you say?

a. Gotta catch me first!

b. Woohoo! I’ve been a bad girl/boy!

c. Um. Not too hard, okay?

d. Try it, and I’ll break every bone in your body.

e. *giggle* Yes, please, may I have another?

6. What are you wearing?

a. *blush* I didn’t know you thought of me in that way.

b. I knew it. This was one of those pervy quizzes.

c. Nothing at all. Why, was I supposed to get dressed before taking this quiz?

d. Leather, a corset, thigh-high stockings, and a riding crop.

e. T-shirt and jeans, or whatever is comfortable.

7. What cookie/treat do you think you are most like?

a. Gingersnap

b. Oatmeal peanut butter bar

c. Peppermint brownie

d. Peanut butter cookie

e. Oatmeal butterscotch chocolate chip cookie

f. Green tea


How to find your answer:

Add up all your letters, divide by pi, subtract whipped cream, beat with a bamboo cooking spoon, level off measurements with a butter knife, pray to the deity of your choice, and say out loud, “I’ve been very naughty, and I need a spanking.” Then reference your answer to #7.

If your answer is:

A) You are a gingersnap.

B) You are an oatmeal peanut butter bar.

C) You are a peppermint brownie.

D) You are a peanut butter cookie.

E) You are an oatmeal butterscotch chocolate chip cookie.

F) Really? Really? Really?

Congratulations! Come back for more Anastasia Vitsky quizzes.



What were your answers? Let us know in the comments!



37 thoughts on “What kind of cookie are you?

  1. pao says:

    Haha, rocks πŸ˜› Subtract by whipped cream? What if I don’t have whipped cream? Does that mean I can’t do this math question? I’m a gingersnap… so, I’m one of those rocks up there πŸ˜›


  2. Nina says:

    1 c. I don’t know what they are. But they look like chocolate with anise
    2 c+a I like chocolate most and lemon is the alternative
    3 b,c,d depends, usually more b – nibbling pieces, but if there is this ravenous appetite then c or d
    4. c I love to make cookies with others, with a lot of hustle and bustle, the more the funnier
    5 a in teasing mood c if it’s about punishment e always in addition to a and c πŸ™‚
    6 e a tight white shirt, black sweatpants and white non-slip socks
    7 e I am an oatmeal butterscotch chocolate chip cookie. They have so much of what I love as a treat. I mean, chocolate chips alone are already good, but with so much more taste around it?! Yummy.

    Phew, that was close, because we have used up almost all whipped cream for other things. πŸ™‚


    • Anastasia Vitsky says:

      Giggle. I LOVE your answers! And you are a flavorful, popular cookie. The oatmeal butterscotch chocolate chip cookies were the favorite of quite a few people at the con. πŸ™‚

      Never can have too much whipped cream.


  3. mickeymab says:

    d – I think?
    c – chocolate – although it depends what I’m eating – I DO love lemon pies!
    d – not a cookie fan per se, but when I eat the right kind, nomnomnom… πŸ˜›
    c – I say c because, well it was the best option available for my case haha / it could be e) noooo problemo!
    a – muahaha πŸ˜€
    e – whenever possible…
    c – peppermint brownie – again only because it was the best option available πŸ˜‰

    Result – peppermint brownie… hmm I call descrimination against shortbread cookies – they are the best! not too sweet, not too spicy, not gooey/messy… and oh sooo deliciously yummy in my tummy! πŸ˜€


  4. Ami says:

    Oh Ana I am sorry, but I always thought the picture was of rocks glittering in the sun. We have round rocks like that on our local beaches.

    2 would be Peanut butter, but chocolate comes in serious contention.

    3 I have a disgusting habit of eating a whole Oreo in one bite; considering cookies are full of sugar and I shouldn’t really eat any at all, this is not a wise move on my part.

    4 I like to cook when I have a friend or friends sitting with a glass of wine at the kitchen table, watching me and chatting. It’s much more fun that way.

    5 If I didn’t know the person I would say “not too hard” but then, I am not sure I would ever want to be spanked by a stranger. LOL

    6 I wore a blouse and jeans all day, and now? Well, shall we say not too much at all – but I am wearing a robe. Incidentally, how on earth do you ‘wear’ a riding crop? LOL

    7 Definitely a Gingersnap. I wonder why…..

    This was such fun. But as usual you are leading me astray!



    • Anastasia Vitsky says:

      Ami!! I’ll be sending Dan a brand-new wooden spoon so he can spank the silliness out of you. Rocks??

      Nothing disgusting about an Oreo in one bite…now Oreos on the other hand… πŸ˜€

      Kitchens are the best place to socialize.

      A riding crop is worn as an accessory. Sheesh. πŸ˜›

      Because you are spicy and naughty!

      You lead yourself astray just fine, miss. πŸ˜€


  5. Renee says:

    mmmmm! a cookie identity… I like that.
    1. D. Ginger snap/Molasses
    2. awwww do I have to pick one? Oh okay… C. Chocolate but I really like it with peanut butter.
    3. D. Cookies – OMM-nom-nom-nom…
    4. B. My kitchen, my cookies
    5. Ha! E. yes please can I have another. Kinda like a cookie – can’t have just one.
    6. E. comfy home clothes
    7. C. Peppermint brownie – warm and sweet with just a hint of sassy.

    Really?really? I have to subtract the whip cream.

    Thanks for the smiles.


  6. catrouble says:

    Hey Ana…Here are my answers:
    1. = f. Snickerdoodles
    2. = g. All of the above
    3. = e. All of the above except a (anyone choosing ‘a.’ deserves 20 lashes with a wet noodle)
    4. = e. Combination of b, c and d (don’t mess with my equipment and get a spoon to steal bites…will share licking the bowl and beaters with all who ask. Ooey Gooey cookies straight out of the oven…nom nom nom nom nom!!!!!! (anyone choosing ‘a.’ deserves 40 lashes with a wet noodle)
    5. = a. Gotta catch me first…forget running…I’m gonna drive…fast! πŸ˜€
    6. = b. and e. Yup, you’re gettin’ pervy here and I’m wearing an oversized T and panties.
    7. = g. None of the above. I’m a Walnut Fudge Brownie with Fudge icing topped with strawberries and whipped cream! πŸ˜€ Dang…now I’m heading for the kitchen!!!!

    BTW…I’m not subtracting the whipped cream! That’s good stuff! Good for a lot of things! *snicker*

    Hugs and Blessings…


  7. annapurna1951 says:

    I really love peanut butter cookies. But right now I’m having a love affair with oatmeal-snaps. I feel like a two-timing cheater.


      • Annapurna says:

        Oatmeal snaps are what confessions should be all about: they’re pure decadence in an understated way and cause us to feel guilty if we overindulge. Of course, I never do that!

        From the outside, they masquerade as cinnamon-brown gingersnaps. They can be of any size, but work best when they measure two-and-a-quarter inches across and a half-inch thick. Oatmeal snaps are as hard as biscotti and are as flavorful as the first kiss on a long awaited date. They’re made of finely ground oatmeal, of course, eggs, butter, milk, and a touch of cinnamon, nutmeg, or something similar. I’m still trying to figure out that last mysterious ingredient. Just like true romance, it eludes me.

        For more excitement, spread fresh-ground peanut butter on top or try a Ritter Sport chaser, made of German dark chocolate and whole hazelnuts.


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