The Church of the Wooden Spoon is growing! We now have 85 people in the church, a newly confirmed class of around ten faithful souls who completed the requirements for full membership, and another class that will be confirmed tomorrow. While we do talk about serious efforts to work against the anti-LGBT discrimination of Indiana and other laws, we also have fun.
Here’s a sample from Louisa Bacio, one of the new class of confirmands. Confirmands are asked to prepare a statement of faith and explain why they desire membership in the church.
Louisa being Louisa (remember her chocolate cross?) managed to post a photo of a LOT of wooden spoons. A lot. As in showing off, plain and simple. So, naturally, what was a Holy Mistress to do?
Right. Like you would have done any differently. 🙂
Louisa threatened to post a photo of her biggest spoon, and she wrote this gem:
(Recited in the tune of Sir Mix-a-Lot)
You and other chefs can’t deny
When another cook walks in with an itty bitty spoon,
And a BIG wooden thing in your face,
You get sprung, want to stir it through
Sauces, soups & stirfrys—
Hop on over to Louisa’s blog for the rest of her song. I’ll punish her eventually, but I have to stop laughing first. 🙂
P.S. Tomorrow begins the April A-Z blogging challenge. I’ll put up a short post each day on the theme of “Connections.”